The Mutterings of Pink Keith

This will not happen again until 2117.

“I’m not a fan of Lord of the Rings Online; I’m a resident.” Such a great line and a great video. This should have won the contest.

ilovegingerguys:

aaaaawww  poor little bear

watchtheguild:

“My rationale is that people might not make me a target ‘cause i’m cute… a little bit. I don’t know.”

Watch the Munchkin episode of Tabletop here.

laughingsquid:

Mathematical Breakdown of Pizza
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

randomostrichchocolates:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

otlgaming:

MARIO, YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER AQUARIUM?!?!

Reddittor jennyleighb posted video and these photos of her roomate’s 55 gallon aquarium that’s been customized with a LEGO Super Mario Bros. level.  Here’s a link to more photos showing the progession of the build.

franondemand:

omg, story of my life!

My life as well!

thefitty:

run-4-the-stars:

So true!

(via imgTumble)

sandynet:

alovelymedic:

shayraeingame:

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

buttonyourzipper:

thingsstonerslike:

liones5:

A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck no. This can’t be real. I am not prepared enough!

When I built my zombie bunker you all called me mad. MAD! look who’s mad now! MWAHAHA!

I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL.

Cannibalism YEAHHHHHH

“The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots.